8-year-old with a rash.

Doctor: “Are you allergic to anything?”

Boy: “Onions.”

Doctor: “…..onions?”

Boy: “Yes. I think I’m allergic to them. I think they’re really, really gross. I hate eating them.”

Doctor: (incapable of speech)

Nurses: (sitting behind the desk, less discreet than the doctor, hysterical with laughter)